Poem - Once Upon a Comcast

once upon a comcast
I waited and waited it seemed like aeons
sorry, fucked up orders of magnitude there
it was only 2 1/2 hours
I could have driven all along the Arpanet line
watching my support person run alongside me
now there's an idea....
stop at all the gas stations, talk to the truck drivers
and generally ape the comcast support dept
sorry that's bitter, the truck drivers were very helpful
they pointed the comcast people the right way down 280...
yeah interstate not super ineffecient highway
meanwhile back at the helpline
I went and hid the mirror, I was starting to age before my eyes
where was I...


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Background: I have friends all over who are having problems with Comcast and so wrote this for anyone waiting for Concast hell on another planet....