Frozen Sparrow Chat-up Lines

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By Drax

The FSRA is unisex, in this unisex environment chat-up lines are an important facet of the courtship ritual.

FSRA - Top 10 Chat Up Lines

I'm frozen stiff

Is it hot in here? Or is it just you...

Cor! You don't sweat much for a fat bird!

Do you want to play army? I will lie down and you can....

Oh, I'm so sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

My name is Captain. Remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I have to go out on a suicide mission later, will you say goodbye to me tenderly

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..poems from Drax..

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Iðunn 5 years ago

:D :D :D !!!

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Drax Hub Author 5 years ago

yes I know I know.. there are only 8, Intelligence would not approve the other 2, but fear not a way will be found...

Iðunn 5 years ago

you're really good at getting stuff in, so I have faith. ;)

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Drax Hub Author 5 years ago

Point of Clarification readers: as a smuggler for the FSRA...

Iðunn 5 years ago

one has to admire the expertise you bring to the um, table, when you accept a mission. : )

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Drax Hub Author 5 years ago

you mean the bird table of course, and thank you Commander, as Pharaoh know that I am glad to have you serve under me...

Iðunn 5 years ago

it is my great pleasure to serve under a Pharaoh of such immense stature in the Frozen Sparrowz Hubz community.

wajay_47 5 years ago

"You don't sweat much for a fat bird!" LOL. Ya killin me, Drax! - Regarding the Revolution: Military service for this bird maybe out of the question, am a concentious objector, citing my religion. I am after all, a Southern Spabbist! Great hub, Drax.

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jimmythejock Level 4 Commenter 5 years ago

is that an arrow i your pocket mr sparrow or are you just happy to see me..... lol

jimmy

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Drax Hub Author 5 years ago

thanks very much Wajay and Jimmy, we're all wasted, we should be in Holywood...

Iðunn 5 years ago

is that a frozen sparrow in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

:brows:

Iðunn 5 years ago

Is it just me or does anyone else find the concept of

Frozen Sparrows: the Courtship Ritual ...

kind of terrifying? :O

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Drax Hub Author 5 years ago

yes indeed Iưunn, terrifying it is as this is an important step towards global domination by the FSRA...

Iðunn 5 years ago

that soundz so hot ;)

make war through love... why does that sound so familiar :confused:

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