How to Become Famous in two weeks
84Two basic routes
There are two routes here
1. it comes to you2. you go to it
Elaboration #1
Examples of fame coming to you;-
A. if you won a major prize - like X million in the lotto
For this then all you have to do is buy lotto tickets for two weeks and if you have not won by then this route is not going to work for you.
B. if you saved someone in a dramatic fashion
Same methodology - all you have to do is drive around for two weeks and if you have not saved someone by then this route is not going to work for you.
Elaboration #2
A. Read all the papers and watch tv for a few days and find someone that really really needs to be assassinated. (no, no not a news reader please)
Spend a few days in the library reading How to Assassinate somebody for Dummies (more commonly known as How to Assassinate, Dummies). Wait a few days to be sure you picked correctly. Go to Walmart and buy a 30.06, plus a scope and don't forget the ammo. Take your 30.06, the scope, the ammo and head off into the woods with some pumpkins (they are cheap now after halloween, scary)
Pumpkins are perfect for practicing head shots, your research will tell you how far away to place the pumpkin... and well the 30.06 is only good for ...... yards (sorry censored).
(Tip: it is useful to paint on eyes, nose and mouth as a kind of reality check)
B. Date a famous singer or actor/actress who has just broken up with her/his girlfriend/boyfriend, there are loads of these so just pick one.
C. 'Invent' a secret chemical that will make cars do 150 miles per gallon, there is a risk here that someone on Plan A will see you on tv and assassinate you but still, fame is fame.
Conclusion
These are top ways as voted on by a studio audience, to list all possible ways is beyond the scope of this publication but they are detailed in my new book;-
How to become famous in two weeks
which will be released in a book and mp3 format shortly - just in time for Christmas.
See you up there....
poets can be famous too
- Poem - Tomato Boxes
- 6 months ago
- Poem - Living in the Paris Pigalle
- 7 months ago
- Poem - The Peasant Spoon
- 8 months ago
- Poem - The Torture
- 9 months ago
- Poem - Aliens on a Monday
- 8 months ago
- Poem - The Generic Humanoid Carbon Unit
- 9 months ago
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lol drax assasination is a bit drastic....jimmy
Great hub, Drax. Assassination worked for Lee Harvey Oswald! LOL! The problem with most political figures today is, which one would be worth the money to purchase the bullet? LOL!
jimmy, you think? :hmm: : )
haha, wajay! bhuel, sin fior (well, that's true.) :p
I think infamous is the word you were looking for here.
Very humorous hub. I've still got a smile on my face. Thank you, Drax.
Brightest Blessings.
Hy this wasted my time! i thought it was a real article on howo to obecome famous! didn't mean it in a mean way but ii want to be discovered and become famous! Thanxx though!
too funny. yet creepily true.
What about Route #3? Date a famous Hubber?
thank you for my laugh of the morning! love this hub! thank you!
oh - I just bought your book "How to be famous in 2 Weeks" I'm following all the steps and will be famous on February 11. Don't worry, I'll remember the little people.
:)
Voted Mvp every year that I play baseball and every coach beages and pleades for me to join their team. Also I am very good at all sorts of sports and all activities that you could assign me if you put me in a movie or something.
I WANNA BECOME FAMOUS TODAY AT THE AGE 12 BECAUSE IM READY TO BE NOTICED BYE AMERICA AND OTHER COUNTRIES I REALLY WANNA MAKE MY DREAM BECOME TRUE.
i'm 13 i went to this one model thing in i was one foot in the door but they was asking for to much of money so i couldn't do it no more..i love to model
Famous is not everything.......
Was this book ever released:)
Killing somebody can make you famous.......
NO..NO...it's a joke guys....don't you try this at home.....at school..and other place
Funny hub
need lots of money....no need to be famous....
Great hub! I'm going to work on this and get back to you in 2 weeks!
-your newest fan!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UR FUNNY I WANNA BE FAMUOS HAHAHAH
Hey yall you guys keep trieing out there and you might end like me
my couson is 11 and wants to get famous bye 12 what should i do? i've been to acting classes, singing classes and she thinks i know evrything what should i do im only 9
really wont to become famous
I am 11 and i can sing good just like my cuz and every time she sings my famly say somthing good about it but when i sing they dont say nothing but i am good at singing i wish they could tell me thought
this only helped me a little i need a lot of help!
i want to be famous RIGHT NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great hub, Drax! I'm wondering if there will be more "newly famous" people come out in plain view in the fall... when pumpkins are more readily available? LOL This hub rox. Nice!
Great hub! With all of the reality shows now anyone can become famous for at least 15 minutes. All you have to do is stand out by acting a fool. :-)
i wanna be fame so bad i am a fantastic singer and i wanna share it with the world plzzzzzzzzzzz i will do anything to become famous i could dooo ANYTHING i aie'nt lieing
What im trying to say say is I wont to be a singer so do i record my self on youtube or what wht do i do to become a singer??????reply back on my yahoo
Im 14 and i design clothes and sing, i have tons of songs and designs but i dont know were to start. If you guys could lead me to a successful start iwould really appreciate it.
hi my fans love u
Wow, I really want to become famouse. Anyone know any agents?
Please Help!!
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Iðunn 5 years ago
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